Go Live Watermelon

When you publish a project that a lot of people worked very hard on you will typically want to celebrate. There are tons of bozos out there that have all kinds of allergies to different foods. But nobody on gods green earth has an allergy to watermelon.

This is where the go live watermelon comes in. If you want to celebrate without your peers going into anaphylactic shock then just pick up a go live watermelon.

Larry: Dude I really want to celebrate our project going live but I have all these damn allergies.
John: Bro no problem I can pick us up a go live watermelon.
Larry: But wait, does that like have gluten in it?
John: silence