A ruin

When you jack off and edge yourself to the point of no return but then you stop, cancelling out the orgasm.

Guy 1:I did a ruin and then I jacked off and it was amazing!

Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.

Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.

Masterchef

The show where the fat gronks go “Mmm!”

Woman:Did you watch masterchef last night?
Superwog: Isn’t that show where two fat gronks go “Mmm!”

oy cunt

An Australian/British slang meaning two things:

1.
Person 1:Oy cunt
Person 2:I haven’t bloody seen ye in bloody ages!
2.
Person 1:Oy you fat bitch ass cunt!
Person 2:THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU COCK SUCKING CORONA DRINKING DICKHEAD!?!!!!?!!!

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kekma

Please never go here.
NSFL,
You have been warned.

Person 1:Hey do you remember shock sites?
Person 2:kekma?
Person 1:oh GOD

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Free bobux

When you get friends and they are nice so they give bobux.

you get 10000 bobux if you become monke and participate in the random chimp event

Dude i got 100 free bobux from a monke!

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