Horst Seehofer

Horst Seehofer is a popular German politician of the CSU party which is common in Bavaria.
Directly translated his name means “Douche Seayard”.
Many also call him the new Hitler because he is against the course of the fucking liberal ruling party which is the CDU.

Stan:
“Are you a horst?

Why did you kick the old lady off the bus?”

Michael:
“She was against the current liberal party so she had to get the fuck out off my way!
Isn’t this what Horst Seehofer, our leader, would do?”

Germany

The Federal Republic of Germany is a country located in middle europe.
It has a population of at least 50 million people thinking they are required to be superficially friendly to migrants because of the dark past of Nazi government.
Since the 1960s the main import products are refugees from the Near East.
Politically Germany is the first country to have bans and redirections on diesel cars which makes German vehicles a lot cheaper in surrounding countries,
such as France.
In Germany political parties can be subdivided into the left and right wing as well as the Middle which calls itself the “People’s Party”.
Citizens in Germany own the habit to call everyone rightextreme whether a person is against new immigration from abroad or against the politics of the Middle.
The culture defines itself by basic values like democracy, liberty and Christianity.
According to the native German population there is a growing fear of Islamic dominance by the brutality of the Quaran and the high migration.

Everything summed up
the country is being pulled apart by the negative side effects of the Syrian conflict which ended up in massive refugee crowds invading the EU.

Germany’s cultural values got ridiculously superficial.

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joke

A joke defines a topic that people regard as funny, entertaining and makes them smile.

Warning ⚠️:
- When telling a joke make sure you do not insult the Islam.

Otherwise you will find yourself immediately at another place.

Reference:
- Islamic Rescue Mission of Charlie Hebdo

For example take this joke which is not the way to go when surrounded by Islamists:

What does a women wearing a burqa do with facetime?

She started an anomymous call.

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Hitler

The term ‘hitler’ describes a person who releases music which results in a hit.

Susan:

“Doesn’t that music of Justin Bieber sound good?”

Michael:

“Indeed,

he got a real hitler after all the years of career.

I do really enjoy his music!”

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