Laggit

A lesbian faggit

She ain’t into me she must be a laggit

Brownsing

The act of casually browsing online for items, deals, or completely unnecessary purchases while seated on the porcelain throne. A modern multitasking phenomenon that blends retail therapy with bathroom breaks.

"I just bought a waffle maker while Brownsing—best $20 I ever spent."

Keanu Reeves

A selected person, a chosen one.

"They got a Keanu Reeves!"
"Oh Shit, we can't beat a Keanu Reeves!"

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Ginger minger

A red-head whose visual putrescence is sickening.

That Kathy Griffin slut is an f'in ginger minger.

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d'oh

Used for Expressing one's dislike for the current situation

Accepted into the Engish Oxford Dictionary and thus is a real word

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for real-ing

The act of taking something seriously, affirming authenticity, or demonstrating genuine commitment or sincerity. Often used to emphasize earnestness or resolve in a situation.

"Wait, you actually RSVP’d to the karaoke night? I thought we were joking—are we for real-ing now?"

Duggery

The Act of recieving head or getting the dong slobbed

Sherrie Slobbed Jacks Dong

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