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Legolas

The elf archer from Lord of The Rings he is a extreme heavy weight when it comes to drinking but has an over reaction when it takes affect.

Dude he done 7 shots of whiskey and not even tipsy yet but he is panicked; such a Legolas.

by Duff's Beer December 21, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Politely go fuck yourself

When you want to say go fuck yourself while adding a bit of smartassness in.

A Random entitled bitch walks in back room in middle of dnd game REB- Γ’Β€ΒœHey can yҀ™all shut upҀ
Me- Γ’Β€ΒœHey can you politely go fuck yourselfҀ

by Duff's Beer March 31, 2019


Wiretap

A smart home device such as an Echo or Google Home.

Hey I just got an Amazon Wiretap for Christmas

by Duff's Beer October 16, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


It's (add current year here)

The annoying buzzphrase people use to rally people to their ideology without doing any work.

Person 1 - Why should we all be forced to believe in so and so?
Person 2 - Because It's (add current year here)!
Person 1 - What does that have to do with anything?

by Duff's Beer July 27, 2018

29πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


The Machine

Bert Kreischer in the Russian mafia

No one talks to the machine like that fuck that bitch this is Russia

by Duff's Beer October 2, 2018

90πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Vaccine

Something soccer moms think give their children autism.

Soccer mom - How on earth did my son die from the flu?
Average Joe - Did you ever give him a flu Vaccine?
Soccer mom - No I did not want to risk autism.
Average Joe - That will do it.

by Duff's Beer July 27, 2018

220πŸ‘ 132πŸ‘Ž