Brick Diarrhea

While shitting bricks is done in 10 seconds,
brick diarrhea lasts for at leat 30 minutes.

I just found a Mindfuck-Picdump.
For an hour I suffered from severe Brick Diarrhea!

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Preemptive Shite

Going to the toilet before it is necessary, preventing a later urge. Useful before going to movies or long journeys without pauses.

I'm just going for a preemptive shite, before The Dark Knight begins. I don't want to miss ANY of the action!