Dank

A word commonly used to define marijuana as wet or moist, an agreeable and often desired quality when purchasing said drug. However, as misinterpreted by some idiot stoners one day, dank now refers to something "cool" or "awesome" which sound really weird to someone who knows the proper meaning of the word.

Guy: Wow! Your mom made us cookies?!? You have a dank-ass mom!

Girl: Never say that again.

Guy: Dude this quesadilla from Taco Bell is dank as fuck.

Girl: Your taco is wet? You should complain to the manager.

Guy: You should buy the new Call of Duty. The futuristic weapons look so dank.

Girl: WHO GIVES YOU PERMISSION TO TALK?!?!

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