kewl

adj. 1.A mockery of cool; expressing sarcasm while saying a person/thing is cool. 2. Cool but a little strange. v. kewling: 1. being sarcasting while complimenting someone 2. acting cool, but a little off.forms: kewl, kewling, kewlness.

"Oh, how kewl,"she said."What do you think you mean by that?"

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gloop

n. 1. a sort of mix between a liquid and a substance; thick, but liquidy. 2. a grotesque substance, commonly bright green, found in hot lunches, that is practically inedible. 3. Dreaded and hated, feared but is nescessary in some point in one's life to face, has something to do with food. 4. disgusting and weird. 5. Green.
v. to throw something green and smelly at someone, usually by means of a spoon and in a cafeteria.
Pronounciation: gul-ewp
Forms: Gloop, glooping, glooped

"Ha ha ha!" said the dumbass. "Man, yo got glooped!"

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