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Origin: Eber (fourth generation) with ties to the Spanish monarchy. Expelled from Spain after numerous incidents with open cupboards.
Eberos, why art thou opening the cupboard for the broom whilst seeking the bread and marmite.
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Fat Dan, known to be of the Howlett family, did not inherit the healing powers of his stronger half brother Logan. Instead, Fat Dan was gifted with the ability to drink all of his mateâs lager before anyone else has finished their first can. This power also extended to pubs where Fat Dan would drink in at least three different rounds simultaneously whilst still getting himself an extra drink. Fat Dan is also know to enjoy the occasional lager top, lager and lime, and cider and often pretends that these are socially acceptable drinks for a man. Excuses for these drinks often involve low carbohydrate diets when we all know that Fat Dan is trying to put on weight in an effect to increase his drinking threshold.
Fat Dan, why donât you get you speedos on and go to Bradleys
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