Cat tits

The small roll of fat deposit located underneath a female's breasts.

My sister-in-law has cat tits.

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Sheryl Crow

The act of leaving one square of toilet paper on the roll for the next person.

Thanks for pulling a Sheryl Crow on me. I had to wipe with the cardboard tube.

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Bluebirding

The act of throwing someone under the bus. Not just any bus, but a bus full of snotty screaming kids, driven by someone who should have lost their license years ago.

Do I look like I need tire marks on my back? I'm tried of all the bluebirding directed at me!