Pickle Dill

When your lover initially knocks you out by smashing a bar stool over your head.

This is then shortly followed by a dill pickle being shoved into your ass whilst you lie naked, face down.

A: "Bro, I went over to Jogz' yard last night and woke up the next morning with severe head trauma and a Dill Pickle in my rectum!"

B: "You got Dill Pickle mate.... actually, nope... you got Pickle Dill"