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When you get two taods back to back and just start going to town on your hog with that setup
Felt horny last night do I went down to the swamp and just had a dry Toad kind of night
When someone is at the top of a flight of stairs and you either piss, jizz, or bleed on them and you proceed to push said person down the flight of stairs while shouting "SLIP N SLIDE ON *recipients name*"
Saw that guy vulnerable at the top of the stairs so I gave 'em the Ole Slip 'N Slide.
When you insert your penis into a cat and grab its tail and pull to make the grip tighter but then the cat scratches your Gooch from underneath
I was so deep in that feline but then it gave me some Cat Scratch Fever
A group of three or more people talking with Russian accents online In a group with other people about sex, orgys, and other sexual scenarios
Almost threw up listening to them Russian Freaks