Bathroom Stalling

Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.

"Dude I did some Bathroom Stalling because The gut next to me ripped a big one. I couldn't stand to look him in the eye."

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dumbwhiteguy

Everyone who uses stupid shitty slang that makes them sound like idiots.

Dumbwhiteguy1: What-what? Keep it gangsta! Step off, you got served. Homie, don't be a playa hata! Fo shizzle! Etc.
Dumbwhiteguy2: Man, that white guy is the biz-omb!

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pedo-smokescreen

When a girl posts revealing pictures on social media accompanied by a child so it feels morally wrong to think about the photo sexually

"Did you see that bikini pic Lauren posted today? I cant look at it too long because she used her baby cousin has a pedo-smokescreen

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keep it gangsta

A phrase that dumb white guys use because they think it is cool.

Also see "biz-omb".

dumbwhiteguy1: Keep it gangsta, homie.
dumbwhiteguy2: Lolz it would be funnay if ur grandma said that lolz that would make a funnay definition lolz. Also, that dumb white guy is the biz-omb.

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homo gay

That other guy's definition is crap. Gay means happy, so homo gay means happy to be homosexual.

Dumbwhiteguy1: That guy is so homo gay
Dumbwhiteguy2: Wow, that white guy is the biz-omb!

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