ice cream scoop

the action of giving 7 news a news scoop

michael:hey 7 news i have a scoop
7 News Australia: Hi Michael, would you mind giving us the details?
michael: ice cream scoop

Retadism

The condition of being so god damn stupid that you've passed the point of Retardism and we have to drop a whole R just to show the significance of it.

Guy 1: "Did he seriously think it would take 10 Mexicans to screw in a lightbulb?
Guy 2: "I don't think I've ever seen this level of Retadism."