Mouth Spout

Just a triangle cup. The entire thing is a spout.

"... why the hell do you have a triangle cup??"
"Because.... mouth spout."

emisserate

To represent something or someone. It's a verb for the word emissary, which is a person sent on a mission as a representative, but this one's more inclusive in its ability to represent.

The characters in the story were used to emisserate the author, not just fictional people.

Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.

“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”