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Someone (male or female) who dig both the cock and the pussy
Ryan: I am not gay because I sucked Jon's cock, I fuck bitches too!
Mike: That means your Bi-Sexual!! Your half Fag!! Eww!
179π 323π
The reason for little girls hating the way they look
"Mommy, Why can't I look like Barbie?"
314π 96π
When a white female is fucked by more than 2 black men, making it seam like she is whistle you could stick your cock in anywhere.
John: Allie was african mud whistled last night by Jerone, Geraldo and Ken
Mike: HAHA! That stupid slut really loves the 12 inch nigger cock! I hope they had fun on the bitch!
24π 31π
A young actress who has talent, unlike some other young actresses in the business who can't act and get more attention *cough*Hilary Duff*cough*, most known for her role as a mermaid turned human, in Aquamarine.
Aquamarine is a great movie! Sara Paxton makes the movie! Period
53π 27π
A movie starring Zac Braff, Jacinda Barett and Rachel Bilson. Full of jokes and drama and is sometimes called a 'chick flick' although it is the farthest thing from it if you watch it.
Rachel Bilson and Zac Braff are in a sex scene together in The Last Kiss!
10π 1π
A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell
I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!
477π 150π
During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it
John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!
19π 1π