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A pussy with five o'clock shadow.
I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.
2π 1π
A rash one gets from having sex with a female that had shaved roughly 12 to 48 hours ago.
I knew that I was going to get whisker burn from eating her out, but I did it anyway.
2π 5π
Attempting to stick your entire arm inside a vagina.
I'm gonna make this bitch squirt on my face by sleeving up!!!
1π 1π
When you are doing a chick doggie style, finale in her vag, then jam an ice cube in her ass after you have pulled out of her forcing her to contract all core muscles at once and she throws your manaise out forcefully - like a snow blower, the Japanese part comes shortly thereafter when she turns around to glare at you for doing that to her.
My girlfriend really pissed me off today.... I'm thinking that I'll give her the old Japanese snow blower tonight to teach her a lesson.
2π 3π
One who solely eats pussy and doesn't have anything to do with cock. May be either male or female.
I'm obsessed with eating pussy, that makes me a vagitarian.
3π 1π
The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.
Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.
1π 2π
Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.
She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.
1π 1π