making stew

1. Not showering for atleast three days and then taking a bath that lasts for several hours.

2. Violent diarrhea.

"I've been drunk for the last 72 hours. If anyone needs me I'll be making stew and then making stew."

knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."