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Maple Syrup Ride

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.

David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.

by Dungeonsiege May 21, 2019


Tambourine Refurbisher

The most boring profession possibly imaginable.

My father wants me to get into the family business. But I don't think I can handle the endless droning hours of being a Tambourine Refurbisher.

by Dungeonsiege May 29, 2021