A girl's vagina while she's on her period.
Mike didn't get any action last night from Erin, she doesn't allow any red zone play while Aunt Flo is in town.
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The result of being sedentary and drinking for almost two weeks while snowed in.
Man, between my beat up liver and this snow belly.. I don't want to see snow again til next year.
Someone that always takes a day to respond to your email.
I sent Jan that request, but she's a 24hr responder, won't know anything til tomorrow.
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A belly that develops from drinking and being snowed in for weeks.
Man, I need to get my ass to the gym.. this blizzard belly has got to go!
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Someone that smuggles candy into the movie theater to avoid paying the ridiculous costs at the concession stand.
Kat is a horrible candy mule, she aborted the mission as she approached the ticket collector.