JFK'd

When you are hit in the side of the head with a cum shot and you do not know where it came from.

I was sitting in a stadium and suddenly got JFK'd from behind.

Dishwasher

Anal sex is getting the dish dirty
Vaginal sex is the pre rinse
Oral sex is the final wash
Hand job is the drying process.

“Hey babe, let’s try the dishwasher tonight!”