fremont

best fuckin city in the whole of cali

shitt...i wish i lived in fremont

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distillationismtakings

it means fuck all!!!!

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brown hat

The result when performing anal sex when reciprient needs to evacuate his/her colon.

I was pumping away and when I finished I realised I had a brown hat.

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trustafarian

A rich young white person, from a mansion house in the shires, usually with trust funds from mummy and daddy yet pretends he is poor. This species, more often than not, have dreadlocks, wear ethnic clothing, play the digeree-doo, dodge soap and generally mope around thinking they alternative and above everyone else. Over the last 20 years or so they have infested India, Thailand and Nepal under the premise they are travellers, not tourists. Most will end up working for their daddy as a venture capitalist.

Look at that trustafian sitting there twiddling his dreadlocks. What a c**t.

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busted

A Band who have good songs but cannot sing at all just check out top of the pops when they perform live!

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exorcism

Exorcism is the act of casting out demons... not only by Catholics but born-again Christians as well.

I can see how people would doubt it and call it a myth or what not, because it's just one of those things you have to see for yourself...

I was the same way until I saw it happen in real life, mind you I am not religious at all. Infact I'm sure if I wouldn't have seen it happen I wouldn't believe it either.

In case you're wondering, no it's not like the movie "The Exorcist"

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vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

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