soap scrambling

1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or rape. Often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. The act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.

1. Dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.

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tattoo worthy

a term for a status a band has reached, in other words meaning legendary, that they will not grow old and are down in the books for good as a tattoo of them will last you the rest of your days.

john: put some pink floyd on mate you cant go wrong, they are tattoo worthy.

mansfield: dude i wanna get a new tat
eric: get a zeppelin one man they are tattoo worthy.

jack: check my new tat bro!
adam: what the fuck were you thinking, backstreet boys are definately not tattoo worthy, that gay ones face is gonna be on your left buttock for the rest of your sorry life.

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