doggo

A big ol' fluffy pupper

Bob: hey man whats a doggo
Durdleturtle: a big ol' pupper
Bob: then whats a pupper
Durdleturtle: a tiny li'l doggo
Bob: whats wrong with you....
Durdleturtle: ur mum gay

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Gamer mode

When activated, you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed. Does NOT come with an N-word pass. Note that Earrape and/or the summoning of Ben Shapiro, destroyer of liberals, may proc as well when gamer mode is activated.

Desperate anti-game photoshopper: *compares gamers to nazis*

Person: tf is a gamer mode?
JohnHoffman69: when you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed

24👍 1👎

Gamer mode

When activated, you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed. Does NOT come with an N-word pass. Note that Earrape and/or the summoning of Ben Shapiro, destroyer of liberals, may proc as well when gamer mode is activated.

Desperate anti-game photoshopper: *compares gamers to nazis*

Person: tf is a gamer mode?
JohnHoffman69: when you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed

8👍 1👎

Scoop di poop

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

Turtle: Kanye west is an idiot
Kanye, an intellectual:Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop di poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop.

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Indian tech support

Impersonates microsoft and tries to scam you.

Indian tech support: 'Elo dees is microsawff tEk surp0t how mey I hepp yu0?

DurdleTurtle: no

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namer

retards who add very specific names with both first and last name. They usually talk good about the said name, and are probably self-promoting as it is most possibly their own name.

Definition of nancy johns: a very hot girl bla bla bla is nice bla bla bla

Durdle: what a fucking shitposting namer

10👍 1👎