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Scoop di poop

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

Turtle: Kanye west is an idiot
Kanye, an intellectual:Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop di poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop.

by Durdleturtle May 02, 2018


Gamer mode

When activated, you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed. Does NOT come with an N-word pass. Note that Earrape and/or the summoning of Ben Shapiro, destroyer of liberals, may proc as well when gamer mode is activated.

Desperate anti-game photoshopper: *compares gamers to nazis*

Person: tf is a gamer mode?
JohnHoffman69: when you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed

by Durdleturtle April 29, 2019


Gamer mode

When activated, you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed. Does NOT come with an N-word pass. Note that Earrape and/or the summoning of Ben Shapiro, destroyer of liberals, may proc as well when gamer mode is activated.

Desperate anti-game photoshopper: *compares gamers to nazis*

Person: tf is a gamer mode?
JohnHoffman69: when you oppress women and minorities at 3x the speed

by Durdleturtle April 29, 2019


doggo

A big ol' fluffy pupper

Bob: hey man whats a doggo
Durdleturtle: a big ol' pupper
Bob: then whats a pupper
Durdleturtle: a tiny li'l doggo
Bob: whats wrong with you....
Durdleturtle: ur mum gay

by Durdleturtle November 07, 2017


Indian tech support

Impersonates microsoft and tries to scam you.

Indian tech support: 'Elo dees is microsawff tEk surp0t how mey I hepp yu0?

DurdleTurtle: no

by Durdleturtle November 07, 2017


namer

retards who add very specific names with both first and last name. They usually talk good about the said name, and are probably self-promoting as it is most possibly their own name.

Definition of nancy johns: a very hot girl bla bla bla is nice bla bla bla

Durdle: what a fucking shitposting namer

by Durdleturtle November 07, 2017