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The ability to stand (without complaining) long periods of:
1) hardship
2) boredom, also: bad entertainment
3) being with parents or other difficult individuals
4) being at a place you rather would like to leave
Often classified as requirement for:
a) raising children
b) a relationship
c) learning
d) life
e) achieving anything
f) conversation
1) (see link)
2) when you have nothing to do, but you also do not want to be impolite (in case you are someone's guest)
3) mom, dad, brothers, sisters, humans in general
4) school, university, job, life
a) see parent, parents
b) see girl (entry No.9, §1)
c) see school; reading a book will take more time than watching a movie, so you will need patience
d) do not push things to happen, else you often end up having trouble
e) some things take time to happen, you will need patience in order to wait for them
f) try and you will see
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1.)A writing and drawing tool made of graphite and wood. Comes in various shapes (lenght, color). Also available in different degrees of strenght (in Germany: 2B, B, HB, H, 2H - from soft to hard).
Can be used in zero-gravity.
2.)Also childish slang word for penis.
1.) American in a russian space-station MIR:
American: *takes out a biro*
"See? We spend 100.000.000 $ to develop this new biro. One can write in space, underwater and upside-down with it."
Russian: "Quite impressive!" *takes notes with his pencil*
2.) "John's got his pencil out!"
*laughter*
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Entinity coming in various types and with different specials each. Develops to Woman when approximately 18 years old.
Evil (avoid! dangerous!):
This form will push you into a relationship and then consume all your time and money, force you to have sex with her and complain about your performance in general and your skill in bed in particular before either exchanging you with the next victim or stabbing you and then sell your internal organs. Judges all your actions (done to her benefit) as bluntly usual. Doesn't have any feelings.
Common (choose your words wisely and there'll be no problems):
Can be met almost anywhere. Fun to be with. Won't force you to anything except for conversation. Relationships possible but often difficult because of the lack of patience on either side. Judges your actions (done to her benefit) seperately but will take some of them for granted. Thinks that she can love, but she can't really.
Heavenly (no problems here):
This is what every boy wants. This form will be there for you in every possible way and won't ask anything of you in return. Extremely seldom but not extinct. Relationship duration can be increased by returning favors. Shows impressive amounts of patience. Will show great happiness when receiving a gift or favor from you. Better for both and the duration of the relationship if you act mostly similar to her (e.g. patience, being nice, cooking breakfast...). Capable of feeling love.
Warning:
A girl (being complex and unique) will never fit 100% to the above definitions, but you have a basis to work with now.
Evil: My 2nd girlfriend. A real witch! And I were stupid enough to fall for her... NEVER approach this type without taking precautions! Avoid contact if possible.
Common: Have a look around you in the city or at your school. Approximately 75% of the girls can be considered as "common type".
Heavenly: You'll have to get to know lots of girls before you meet a "heavenly type" girl. Try nevertheless. It's worth the try. Difficult to spot easy to satisfy.
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mead (noun), (german: Met)
Wine made from honey.
Roughly brewed like this:
Water and honey are transformed into wine by "usual" means.
Afterwards, the basic honey is put into the wine again to make it sweeter (better) and some herbs are added for further improvement of the taste. Recipes vary greatly.
First people who made "mead" were the vikings. Since then always been somewhat popular in many regions of the world.
This stuff was the reason for vikings' being so cool.
Usually will get you drunk fast if you are not used to this special kind of alcohol.
Best served either cold or hot.
Warm mead is like warm beer: tasting somewhat shitty in comparison to the cooled stuff.
Possible mixdrinks are:
Viking's blood:
50% mead
50% cherry juice
even sweeter than the pure stuff.
Odin:
25-35% mead
65-75% beer
unique taste. For those who think mead to sweet.
in summer
Guy A: It's 45°C in here and you're drinking alc?
Guy B: Not random alc. This is mead dude. Have a gulp.
Guy A: Woah, cool and real tasty. Can I have more?
or
in winter
Guy A: I'm freezing to death just now.
Guy B: Here. Take a cup of hot mead.
Guy A: *drinks* ... Hey, much better. It's warming from the inside...
Watch out! This stuff is highly addictive.
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SonderEinsatzKommando
A special squad from the german police forces comparable to the SWAT-Team.
Those guys are summoned to handle armed bank robberies or any incident with hostages - and the like.
Equipped with body armor and the most modern assault rifles existing in Germany at any given time.
The requirements to enter the SEK as well as the wages are pretty high.
Bank Robber 1: Dude, you got the money?
Bank Robber 2: Sure thing - let's get the hell out of here!
BR 1: Shit - you seeing that? Police is already there...
*BR 2 is splattered across the wall by automatic gunfire from outside*
BR 1: WTF they sent the SEK... I'll better get myself an hosta- *gets holes blown in forehead*
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