expotition

1) An expedition taken part in, or led by Winnie-the-Pooh.

2) A long journey to get to an adequate place to defecate.

1) "Christopher Robin went to the North Pole on an Expotition"
2) "Hey where's Bob?"

"Expotition."
"Ahhh, hope he finds the bathroom okay"
"He'll stop for directions."

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cod

A middle English word meaning Scrotum. Where we get the word "Codpiece" from.

His pants were loose all in the right places, and he wasn't wearing any underwear. You could totally see his cod.

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