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stars are one of the coolest things to ever exist in the universe ever they are so cool and if anybody ever talks about them to you marry them at once because they are very very cool
friend 1: hey did you know that some stars-
friend 2: marriage now.
The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!
1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"