Sex Heist

Very strategic and carefully planned sex hook-up, often requiring the aid of accomplices. Because of the secret and highly dangerous nature of the affair, it is completed quickly and never spoken of again.

She wants me bad - Imma try a sex heist when her husband is gone.

nonvite

noun or verb: To invite someone in the strict, technical, and polite sense, but to describe it as so lame that he or she wouldn't actually want to come.

"are you doing anything good this weekend?"
"nah, my dog is sick, so I have to stay home and give her pills every few hours. my house is a mess and I may have the flu. but you can totally come over and hang out if you want. we'll order pizza."

definately a nonvite

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