dick nipples

A term best discussed at the "chinie" buffet. This condition is known for the nipples to be completly replaced by shlongs. Only one person is known to have this condition, he is currently living a quiet life in Ottawa, Ontario. He is only known as Eric, and in his case one dick nipple is black while the other is mexicano.

"Eric..! Calm down! Your dick nipples are showing!"
He replies, "F#$% you guys.."

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