plant licker

An ambiguous term referencing not a lesbian, but a nubile movie theatre employee, who at the urgence of a veteran coworker, licks a plant to confirm its authenticity.

I can't believe Shauna fell for that, she's such a plant licker!

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Cracker Jacking

Gather a group of friends around a cracker. Get everyone to fap and cum over it. Last one to cum has to eat the cracker and his buddies' semen.

My bro keeps losing at cracker jacking, not sure if that's good or bad.

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