Dutch

People whose heritage comes from the Western European country known as the Netherlands. Known for being tall, re-claiming their land from the sea, wooden shoes, and tulips.

The Dutch are given credit for the invention of the doughnut, so be thankful for that.

The Dutch are also responsible for the creation of the BeNeLux trade agreement after WWII, now known as the European Union.

The Dutch are also known to be stingy with their money, not unlike being called a 'Jew' but those of Dutch heritage take pride in their coupon-clipping lifestyle.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I just saw this super-tall bro at the store."
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's probably Dutch."

Dude 1: "We should thank somebody for bringing post-War peace to Europe."
Dude 2: "Thank the Dutch, they're awesome."

Dude 1: "I just bought a doughnut with a buy-one-get-2-free coupon."
Dude 2: "Wow! You are so Dutch!"

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