Piekok

Man With manhood resembling pie. More Girth than length.

Mike, Put the piekok away and get on with your work.

Monger

to break, F**k, Shaft, destroy. Make love unpassionately.

Kerynn stop mongering that computer and do some F***ing work

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Ugoogiliser

Thingimebob. Often cant be found as dont know what it is realy called.

Where is the ugoogiliser? A: Look in you pants, you'll find it there you twat.

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Doof

Northern Scottish Slang for Condom.

Ah Yeh bas ma doof's burst. Better tell yer ma ye fell on it.

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Crumpet Face

Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.

Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.

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Fella

Mans Sex organ. John thomas, Meat and two veg. Scott is inadequate.

Scott Birnie has a little fella.

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Melter

Someone of an ugly disposition.

That barbra is a pure melter.

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