technochocolate

That which the Aztecs made to eat at human sacrifice raves and to which they dedicated amusement parks. Given to Cortes in mass quantities in lieu of the location of El Dorado. Contains cocoa, Eccstacy, and the sanctified hearts and livers of the Chemical Brothers.

Tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...

I'm gonna go check into that technochocolate...

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