Ouya

The Fyre Festival of Games Consoles.

Hey Man, I just bought an Ouya and it sucks!

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1889

The Year Nintendo was Founded.

"Hey man, what year was Nintendo founded?"
"1889, it started as a Card Company."
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, FOR REAL?!"
"Yea."

Shogi

An amazing sport wherein one shoots Laser Beams from their buttocks.
Made Famous though the anime, Asobi Asobase (2018).

Person 1: Hey man, can you teach me how to play Shogi?
Person 2: Sure man!, all you have to do is to Shoot a Big Ass Laser Beam from your ASS!!!!!
Person 3: YO WHAT THE FUCK?!, THAT'S NOT SHOGI!!!!!

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Niji

Niji (虹), The Japanese word for Rainbow.

Sugoii!!, Daburu Niji Desu!!!!

Kitchen Mother

A banned Japanese Anti-Drug PSA from 1982 that's considered to be the scariest, most disturbing Anti-Drug PSA ever to air on Japanese Television. It features a young boy crying next to his meth-addicted mother throughout the commercial.

Person 1: Holy shit man! What the fuck happened to you?
Person 2: Bro, Don't watch an 80s Japanese PSA called Kitchen Mother on YouTube... It will fuck you up for life...

Netflix Jail

Netflix's irritating business practice where they release TV Anime series they Acquired/Co-Produced Internationally, months after its original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan instead of Simulcasting weekly.

Episodes of these shows are released on Netflix outside of Japan, either as a full season after its original run or in parts that are released over the following months.

While this release style is acceptable for Netflix's ONA (Original Net Anime) series, this release style causes fans to pirate these anime series on Illegal anime streaming sites during the show's original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan.

Notable Examples of TV Anime that were stuck in Netflix Jail: Carole and Tuesday, Beastars and Little Witch Academia.

Person 1: Hey Man, I can't wait for Great Pretender to come out on Netflix!!!
Person 2: Sorry man, but the show is in Netflix Jail. That means that you're gonna have to wait for the show to end in Japan to come out on Netflix.
Person 1: Dammit Netflix!!!!