porkchop express

When you get the tour of rural Wales.

Been to the West have you? You must have ridden the Porkchop express?

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accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.