Moishy, Drink your juice box!

1. Shut up and be quiet, you're an embarassment.

A. Do I look fat in this shirt?
A. No really I think I look fat in it.
A. Guys, do you think I should change?

B. Moishy, Drink your juice box.

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frawkward

Combination of frum and awkward.

"Am I awkward because I'm frum or frum because I'm awkward?"

Moishy was able to socialize like a normal person for a good 15 minutes until his frawkwardness won. He went to find Jon and rekindle their boreir discussion from last Friday night.

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shit-uch

A blind date gone sour.

"Moishy picked me up 45 minutes late and then suggested that we go to Starbucks and drink juiceboxes. Juiceboxes?! He was 37 years old! What a shit-uch. Thanks JDate."

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