Sqwedgie

A wedgie in the front of your pants, near the genital's. *Applies to men only.

Oh shit man! I have a Sqwedgie in the front of my pants!

Schrode

A slang to call your friendswho is an asshat or dumbass; commonly used by me.

Owen, you are a Schrode! Eric you are an absolute Schrode you Chode!