Turban

If you havn't come across a group dedicated to this on facebook, get out.

Liam joined the group: Don't you hate it when you spill curry on your favourite turban .

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blimeyyour

When somebody forgets to put the space between "blimey" and "your", and then you said "blimeyyour" out loud and sound like an absolute tit.

Guy 1: C'mon, lets carry him home

Guy2: Cor blimeyyour heavy.

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Leggy Blonde

A blonde lady with extremely gorgeous legs, also the name of a song by "Flight of the Conchords"

Rhys: Leggy Blonde
Everyday I look across the office floor

There you where your hair down to your legs

And your legs down to the floor

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Boobylicious

A word said by sad fucking prats to describe a girls nice boobs.

Sam: Ohh look after your boobies, they are boobylicious ;)

Girl: Eww.

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Hassle

The reason why I aint got a girlfriend.

Guy 1: Why aint you got a girlfriend mate?
Guy 2: Too much fucking hassle

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Cauc

The abbreviation of "Caucasian", however when someone calls you a Cauc, they aren't calling you white, but the equivalent to a white nigger.

Dave: You know what Steve, your a bit of a prick

Steve: Fuck off ya Cauc

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MIF

Similar to MILF "Mum I'd Like To Fuck", however MIF stands for "Mum I Fucked".

Harry: Kenny your Mum's a MILF

Kenny: Oi!

Ryan: Kenny your Mum's a MIF

Kenny: ....

Ryan: ;)

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