Brotein

Like protein but for bros

Chad: hey bro, how much brotein is in that brotein bar?
Zeus: bro there’s 25 grams of brotein in this

dinger

when you swing your penis and balls back and forward between your legs and close your legs squishing your penis and trapping your balls behind your legs

Hey bro i was rushed to the ER after hitting some fingers last night

dinger exposing your balls behind your legs