Russia is the newest should-be-continent in the is-continent of Asia. Russian men drink vodka and actually have it in their blood. The only water sources in Russia aren't water, but just more vodka. The entire should-be-continent of Russia is basically a battle royale.
American Dude: Hey, have you heard of Russia?
Russian Man: Yes, home country, comrade.
American Dude: Oh ok
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