multifucktional

(adj.) having a variety of sexual uses or functions

Wow, this three-headed dildo is a multifucktional wonder!

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fucksqueeze

(n.) a fucksqueeze is achieved when the word fucking is inserted into another word in order to intensify it; a modern portfuckingmanteau

A: "Wow, these nachos are really good."
B: "Good!? They're unbefuckinglievable!!!"
A: "Hey, nice fucksqueeze."

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tryptophucked

(adj.) describes the feeling of utter lethargy experienced after eating copious amounts of turkey

A: "Oh my god, I think I ate too much turkey. I feel like I'm going into a coma."

B: "Man, you're tryptophucked."

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urban redun-dunce

(n.) a person who posts redundant definitions to Urban Dictionary.

Joe: "Hey, I'm gonna add a word to Urban Dictionary."
Frank: "Oh yeah? Which word?"
Joe: "Booty."
Frank: "But there are already more than 100 definitions for that word. Is your definition original?"
Joe: "No, not at all."
Frank: "That makes you a total urban redun-dunce."

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