indeed

A word used when someone is telling you about their problems and frankly you don't give a fuck

Joe:I forgot to take my dog humper for a walk today
Dylan:indeed

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indeed

a word used when someone is telling you about their problems and frankyl you dont give a buffalos ass

Joe:...i just broke up with my long time girlfriend Susie
Dylan:indeed

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Shit Pocket

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit

Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...

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bitch ass hoe

a skanky looking ugly girl thats a bitch

damn that ugly bitch ass hoe is one ugly bitch ass hoe!!!

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washing machine

A very dangerous thing for a girl to sit on while shes holding a broom or something of that nature

when the girl was sitting on the washing machine it started to rumble and she slipped causing a broom to jam up into her insides (vagina) and from this day no one knows what happened to that broom stick girl

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playing hobo

playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap or a rest on the streets like a hobo

Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while

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hamburger

a way to talk in public about sex making a hamburger...pretty straight forward...and if u wanna talk about a gangbang you could say a double decker hamburger...

Kyle:hey tamara wanna make a hamburger?
Tamara:only if Chad joins
Kyle:wtf?
Chad:your mom
Dylan:....holy fuckin shit monkeys

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