Lightning Joqueen

The most epic mascot of any YouTube channel

Person 1: Hey, what's the mascot of Society Studios call?
Person 2: Lightning Joqueen

It

A shape-shifting creature from the 'macroverse' that feasts on children's flesh and seasons them with fear.
His arch-rival is a giant Turtle that puked out the universe.

'It's back' Mike said, on the phone to Bill.
'What is?' Bill replied.
'It is.'
'Is it?'
'Yes.'