stay in yer lane

Get out of my business. Or, if someone switches who they fancy due to an uncalled for interference (aka the person of interest gets a significant other) so that person switches lanes because now they know they aren't going to get to date that person.

Sara really liked Nick, until he started dating Madeline. Now, she is switching lanes and hitting on Tyrone!! Make up your mind, and stay in yer lane!

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fukboi

Those boys that wear Nike socks just above the ankle, and try way too hard to pull a chick. (Usually by offering to take them to Starbucks to buy them a Pumpkin Spice Latte.)

Girl #1: "Ugh, Jessica, Ben texted me todaaay.."

Girl #2: "Omg Nikki, why do you seem sad? HE'S HOT!!!"
Girl #1: "What the actual frick, Jess.. Haven't you noticed? BEN IS A FUKBOI."

*the second girls phone buzzes and she picks it up*
Girl #2: "W-What the fuck, Ben just texted me too.. Asking me to meet him at Starbucks tonight so he can buy me a PSL.."
Girl #1:"He said that to me too, just ignore him. Fucking fukbois *rolls eyes*"
Girl #2: "Yeah heheh.. Fukbois.."

LATER, Girl#2 decides to meet with fukboi Ben, and notices that she came an hour early, but Ben was already there.

Girl #2: "Hey Beeeen.. (;"
Ben: *stutters but tries to seem cool* u-uhh.. Hey .. Courtney.. ?"
Girl#2: " It's Jessica. *eye roll and smile*
Ben: *still stuttering* oh yeah. Uhm, yo-youre early? Heheh.. *gulp*
Girl #2: "yeah, sorry about the mix up, I-"

GIRL NUMBER ONE WALKS OUT FROM THE STARBUCKS BATHROOM TO GO BACK TO BEN. BUT THEN SHE SEES GIRL #2?!?!? SHE CAME?!?!! THEY FIGHT ABOUT TELLING EACHOTHER NOT TO COME, AND THEY BOTH DEFEND THEMSELVES BY SAYING THEY BOTH JUST WANTED A FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. THEY NOW HATE EACHOTHER, AND BEN IS STILL A FUKBOI TRYING TO PULL GIRLS WITH PSL'S. THE END.

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