Duke

A weak, deluded, impressionable and submissive man who’s wife keeps his balls in her handbag

“Hey mate you’re at risk of becoming a duke the way you let her impose on your life like that

2👍 2👎

Megxit

wanting to have your cake and eat it too

They’re so greedy and thoughtless choosing to megxit at a time of such stress within the family

524👍 20👎

Number three

Menstrual secretion

I wish toilets accommodated for number three’s as they do for number ones and twos

I need to attend to my number three by changing my tampon

2👍 7👎

Markling

Transparent social climbing resulting in collective disdain

Meghan was markling so hard on members from the yacht club at the annual fundraiser that she resorted to making conversation with catering staff.

105👍 3👎