shizzle popped

(shiz-uhl popt)
-adj., verb

1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.

2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.

"Dude. When his girlfriend finds out he's been cheating on her, he is sooo shizzle popped it's not even funny."

"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"

jaxxing

(jack-sing)
-verb

Giving ample compliments at every opportunity to purposely inflate someone's ego, thereby influencing an important decision in your favor.

"Of course he's staying after school. He's jaxxing the teacher to raise his grade from a B+ to an A-"

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late night jimmy

(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun

1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.

2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"

"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."

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zoomba

(zoom-buh)
-noun

1. A creature that resembles the slow-walking evil brown mushroom that can be squashed in the videogame Mario Bros (called a goomba), but moves much quicker at a jogging or running pace.

2. An evolved species of aggressive zombie that has acquired the ability to move quickly and decisively, as opposed to old-fashioned snail-paced zombies.

"After all these years, you would think Nintendo could upgrade these goombas to zoombas."

"I think the machete is a wise choice. These zoombas are way too fast to hit with the conventional zombie sniper rifle."

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pedantosaur

(puh-dan-toe-sore)
-noun

The precocious and pedantic use of esoteric words in a conceited, scholarly manner. The words are dropped into a conversation so frequently that they cannot be ignored, thus giving the speaker additional undeserved attention and perpetuating the cycle.

"I couldn't understand a word he said. I stopped listening to that narcissistic pedantosaur over an hour ago."

reesy

(rhee-see) -adj.

1. Used to describe someone who is inherently adorable, sweet, and cute, but also an airhead. Derived from the actress Reese Witherspoon due to her character in the movie Legally Blonde.

2. Unaware of being pleasantly annoying.

"Awwww, did you see what she did? Very cute."
"Yeah, that teenie bopper is so reesy!"

"Ugh, I wish she would stop whining."
"She can't help it. Besides, it's actually kind of reesy."

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stoints

(stoynts)
-noun

An act worthy of uber major style points.

"Whoa, did you see that 1080 triple-back twisted layout he did... blindfolded? Crazy stoints, man!"

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