Mom

The best person in the the world it may be different for you but for me she has put up with all my sh*t (I'm surprised she hasn't killed me yet)

Me: mom
Mom: yes
Me:dad wants to know what is for dinner
Mom: what ever he's cooking
(Few seconds later)
Me: I don't think we're eating today
Mom:*at the stove* I'm making tacos
Me: ok cool