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Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!

by E-bag December 24, 2009


No Shave November

men do not have to go to the trouble of shaving their downstairs this month(only november).

ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.

Some Bitch was taking my underwear off when all the sudden..Bam! A big bush jumps out, and nearly hits her in the face.

Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)

by E-bag November 10, 2009


Pth

The sound you make when you spit hairs out of your mouth.

I forgot to shave my down stairs this morning so she was pth'ing the rest of the day.

by E-bag April 21, 2009


Over-Under Achiever

Someone who achieves the extra unecessary achievements, but does them in a half-ass fashion.

Patrick decided to be an Over-Under Achiever when he went the extra mile to do his extra credit, even though he already had a 103 percent in his english class. This project was done in a very UNorderly fashion. The rough draft write-up ended up having its title 'rough draft' erased and then replaced with 'Final Project'.

by E-bag March 30, 2010


Drizzling Delight

Just finishing up from a blow job the male squeezes the remaining seamen from his penis into the girls mouth.

She said that last bit of seamen was quite zesty, then an enormous smile grew on my face. I then sneakingly turned to my night stand and checked off Drizzling Delight, it was right next to Alligator Fuckhouse.

by E-bag April 19, 2009