Prick Update

when you call/text/shout out to a buddy to tell them about a situation or about your day that consisted of you being a prick.

Tiffany: Hey Gabe :) (Gabewalking to his locker and this tease comes up and links arms with him)
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)

After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.

Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.

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Call Bitching

is similar to call waiting, except the call coming in on your other line is your girlfriend ready to bitch you out

Gabe (talking to dylan): Today was pretty lame for me, how'd your day go....wait a sec i've got another call coming in...

Dylan: ...Alright

(Little does Gabe know that slowly overtime this act of defiance will really end up shaping his gallent superiority, simply by ignoring his call waiting or Call Bitching)

Gabe: Oh nevermind, I don't need to answer it. As you were saying...

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Plad Whore

Someone who has as much plad clothing as they do plain T's or normal T's in general

Dylan wears a new fucking plad long-sleeve every fucking week. Its annoying as hell because he's my friend and I have to be seen with his plad whore ass.

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party hoppin'

Usually accomplished by a group of friends and is achieved at an over night festival or event of some sort, multiple parties are present throughout the event's area and the group proceeds to hit up all the parties over the period of 7 or 8 hours. (From nightfall till' the break of dawn)

Gabe and Dylan started out at camp 10 arriving at this 1st party around 10:30 p.m., that was only the beginning of what was yet to come of there party hoppin'. At around 3:30 a.m. they reached there 4rth party, and after hours of being highly intoxicated they then passed out at there 4rth parties' destination.

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Niggerachie

I mix between a black male/female and a hispanic male/female.

The mexican mom hopped the border and the black dad ran through the ghetto to meet half way with each other to fuck and make they're Niggerachie baby.

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Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!

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No Shave November

men do not have to go to the trouble of shaving their downstairs this month(only november).

ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.

Some Bitch was taking my underwear off when all the sudden..Bam! A big bush jumps out, and nearly hits her in the face.

Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)

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