Punto G

1. Punto G, or "the G-spot," describing the most sensitive part of a woman's reproductive/genital region.

2. "Punto G," ('POON-toe-Hay') is a song by la verdadera Bichota herself, la bebecita, Karol G. Also a song by Brytiago of the same title.

3. "Punto P," ('POOn-toe pay') is, alternatively, the male version; the hidden pleasure zone of the prostate. Accessible with juegos, dedos or good ol' fashioned polla grande hahaha get into it yassss

"Damn papi, you're hitting mi punto G so good right now," or

"Shit, cabrón you found mi punto P and my life is never gonna be the same again bro!" Lmao

Yes Gawd

Lit. translated to “Dear God I thank thee,” or just simply “Hell yes!” So, in other words, shit’s goin good! It’s a term for (and usually in response to) anything relevant at the time. It is mostly used (to great effect) by the LGBTQIA+; specifically, the gay men / boys, who use it 50% of the time. The other 49% is used by drag queens (who started it), and 1% by hetero girls. But they gotta be the “A” in the LGBTQIA, for ally. Pssh, allies; in thirst! Girl please. So long story short? You worship the cock? Are you an ass-man? Do you tuck your junk for your paid (or free) gigs, hunty? Then you very likely say “Yes Gawd”. Not many other community letters of the alphabet-of-equality say it.

Likely started in the cities of Mesquite, Texas and Paris, Texas (and probably other places); popularized in 2014 on RuPaul’s Drag Race, by Texas drag queen Laganja Estranja. Her drag mentor Alyssa Edwards & sister Shangela Laquifa Wadley likely say it because of her. It’s a term of acceptance for how things are going positively, in a low to high key southern gaggy gay style. If Dolly Parton really was a gay southern man, “Yes GAWD!” We love her, btw. Don’t say nothing bad about D.P. Oh wait. D.P.? Lol. Yes Gawd mama.

1. Is the day going well for you? “Yes GAWD!”

2. If you see your reflection, & would fuck your damn self, then “Yes GAWD, ma-MAW!”

3. If that fine ass mofo from last week is cumming in 15 minutes wit the good D, & he wants you waiting for him; ass-up, doggy style, door unlocked-“Oh, yes GAWD mama! We gon work that D for daddy. Or is daddy gonna work me out? Okurrrr! Haha, yes gawd. Y’all don’t know good dick like I know good dick okurrrr?”
Also, if the over-the-top, southern, gaggy vibe is desired, it’s important to emphasize a bit of an overbite on the “gaaaawd”, and to sort of pull your lower lip up and against your front lower teeth. Doesn’t make sense? Just watch any video of Alyssa Edwards’s on YouTube. It’s easy for her with virtually no chin. No tea, no shade; no pink lemonade, baby. Is what it mothafuckin is! She rich and I’m po’ on urban dictionary. So yesgawd mamaw…the house down boots yassss 💋👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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Chino

Chino means “Chinese”, technically, in Spanish; some Latinos will randomly say “dímelo chino,” whatever that is supposed to mean. Qué significado tiene esa frase? Porque…Dejé de tratar de averiguarlo. Lol.

Additionally, many Spanish-speaking people use “chino” as a catch-all term to describe any and all persons of Asian descent. Therefore it must be specified—Si tu primer idioma en la vida es el español o tal vez incluso tu segundo o tercer idioma, aquí hay algunos ejemplos para usar la palabra "chino" (y otras palabras para describir personas asiáticas) correctamente.

1. Chino/Chinese. “Él es chino porque es del país de China.”

2. Japonés/Japanese. “Él es japonés porque es del país de Japón.”

3. Coreano/Korean. Te entiendes? You get it, I hope.

4. Vietnamita/Vietnamese.

5. Camboyano/Cambodian.

6. Tailandesa/Thai.

7. Indonesio/Indonesian.
8. Filipino…the same

9. Malasio/Malaysian
10. Singaporeano/Singaporean.

11. Balinés/Balinese.

12. Laosiano/Laotian.
13. Bután/Bhutanese.

“Ella es china; ella es del país china.”
“Él es chino; él es del país china.”

Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.

Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!

Sejodioto'

All fucked up, a mess; can't be saved from the bullshit.

EXAMPLE: In Karol G's song titled "Sejodioto," she talks about being deserted at the club by her friends, as well as being newly single: "...me dejaron solito y se sejodioto'," or, "they left me solo, and it's all fucked,"

1.) Essentially, it's three words: 'everything is fucked', or 'se jodió todo,' made into a longer word (sejodiotodo).

2.) Many singers, reggaetoneros/-as, and rappers shorten certain words, such as "todo" (all) becoming "to',"

3.) Thus, for another example, the phrase "all day long" shortens from "todo la dia" and becomes "to' la dia." or in some cases one can omit the "d" in todo; now it's "to'a la dia".
4.) In the music industry, many artists enjoy singing very fast to show lyrical prowess. Therefore some letters are omitted to make phrases quicker. Puerto Rican, Dominican and some Colombian and other South American artists use this technique most often. It seems to help with speed of singing, rhythms, and getting words in.

5.) ...instead of "se-jodió-TODO," it can alternatively be shortened to "se-jodió-to."

Have a day that isn't sejodioto, mi gente :-) lol

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